I am deeply sick with some kind of flu. In case I die of Hantavirus, please forward this message to the Brazilian CDC in my stead. I want to help them contact trace it to stop the spread. Given that the incubation period is 4-8 weeks, here's a list of everyone I've been in close contact with in the past 3 months:

• Juliana de Lima Timm
• Nicole Schneider Diehl
• About 50 guys from grindr, ~20 of which have since deleted their accounts
• 3 girls and 2 twinks from the gym (they know who they are)
• Everyone I pissed on during the Carnival
• About 15 twinks in various dark rooms across the city (I don't know their names)
• Lucas

I'm sorry for being the superspreader. I'm sorry for dooming the Brazilian nation to the Hantavirus ending. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry 😭 😭 😭